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iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough, via rabioheab)

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

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veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

(via the-pietriarchy)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via unfollovving)

don’t // ed sheeran

don’t fuck with my love
that heart is so cold
all over my arms
i don’t wanna know that name

(Source: r23b, via teddywestside)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via brokentripod)

officialunitedstates:

where do streets get their names.  do they have middle names or last names.  who are their parents.  did they receive a quality education

(via clothesisfortheweak)

lameboyfriend:

rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD 

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